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See, when I went to see Looper? I expected something along the lines of this movie. Brutal, poignant, well acted, well written.

Instead I got body horror, body horror, body horror, me sobbing into a friend’s shoulder, and body horror. Oh, and a story line that doesn’t make sense. 

(Source: starringmarlonbrando, via lockestheway)

2014.04.15  5:00pm  

zaataronpita:

the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye

How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?

  • the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
  • the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
  • the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
  • the last time I compromised I lost an eye
  • the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye

(via fearthehugwolf)

2014.04.15  4:00pm  

kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

So for some bizarre reason, my summer camp before 6th grade decided that this movie was not appropriate for children.

Their alternative?

Wayne’s World.

We, the children, were very, very confused.

(Source: sometimes-alice, via minuiko)

2014.04.15  3:00pm  

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

(Source: mccoyly, via cleolinda)

2014.04.15  2:00pm  
sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

(Source: picapixels, via worldleaderpretend)

2014.04.15  1:00pm  

Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2

Steve:
Let's be friends
Nat:
No. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
Let's be friends
Fury:
Hell no. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
We're friends
Bucky:
*doesn't remember tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
Let's be friends
Sam:
HELL YEAH
Steve:
*jumps off stuff with Sam*
2014.04.15  12:00pm  

(Source: kristinanorrman, via iamthezip)

2014.04.15  11:00am  

Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you

The first character I first fell in love with
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
The character everyone else loves that I don’t
The character I love that everyone else hates
The character I used to love but don’t any longer
The character I would totally smooch
The character I’d want to be like
The character I’d slap
A pairing that I love
A pairing that I despise

(via properdoctormarthajones)

2014.04.15  10:00am  

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

And shockingly, there are those of us who actually like it.

I know, the idea that people may have different tastes is surreal. 

(via properdoctormarthajones)

2014.04.14  5:00pm  

Anonymous asked: Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he's a Slytherin, but Steve says he's a Hufflepuff through and through.

ifeelbetterer:

"This isn’t a legitimate classification system," said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. "This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”

Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.

"You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven," Steve said, thoroughly angry. "And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”

He started to pace.

"As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!

Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.

"Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out," he explained.

***

"This isn’t a basis for education!" Bucky shouted. "Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes."

"Exactly!" shouted Steve. "Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?"

Clint buried his head in his hands.

2014.04.14  4:00pm  

sarahreesbrennan:

This was a beautiful and inspiring love story of our time. I’m not kidding. (She did martial arts and was on a man-saving mission! He ran a secret revolution from his tea shop!)

(Source: gemdoyle, via seananmcguire)

2014.04.14  3:00pm  
2014.04.14  2:00pm  

textsfromsuperheroes:

wordsofdiana:

So we ran this joke on Texts from Superheroes about a year and a half ago.

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And then we went to Winter Soldier and saw Cap’s “To Do” list.

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Nailed it.

2014.04.14  1:00pm  
heartoftardis:

The Story Begins… by TommyStims
2014.04.14  12:00pm  
captaincommunist:
2014.04.14  11:00am  

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