1) Give me a pairing.
2) Give me an AU setting.
3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.
No, but -
Nick Fury adopting black cats that are going to be destroyed.
It started with one (“I do not fucking have time for this shit, I am a motherfucking spy”) but now he has, like, five.
You never see more than one in the same place at the same time. Phil thought he just had one cat for six years
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge