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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via thats-what-sidhe-said)

2014.07.20  11:00am  

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

(Source: poyzn, via fireballoffry)

2014.07.20  10:00am  
startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

(Source: pugsessed, via crystalchances)

2014.07.18  4:00pm  
Why did I get into comics? 
everybody who has ever gotten into comics ever (via burritosong)

(via unsuspectingfish)

2014.07.18  3:00pm  
2014.07.18  2:00pm  

GET TO KNOW ME MEMEFavorite movies [5/5] → Now You See Me.

       The closer you think you are, the less you’ll actually see.

(via spoonishly)

2014.07.18  1:00pm  

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

Don’t ask how many times this has happened to me. Just…yeah.  

(Source: sofiajonze, via longlosttimelady)

2014.07.18  12:00pm  

askhackerskye:

somewhere out there Jasper Sitwell is groaning about how all the pretty nurses give Victoria Hand the good flavored jello 

Blake would laugh if it didn’t hurt to do so 

(Source: solvingthxpuzzle, via nerdwegian)

2014.07.18  11:00am  

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

I can’t play because I get motion sick :)

(via matociquala)

2014.07.18  10:00am  

booksomewench:

aiglet12:

steelplatedhearts:

F.O.U.N.D.E.R.S. : aka Harry Potter meets Merlin meets Friends meets Brooklyn Nine Nine, probably

Cast:

Howard Charles as Godric Griffyndor

Angel Coulby as Helga Hufflepuff

Aiysha Hart as Rowena Ravenclaw

Richard Armitage as Salazar Slytherin

Synopsis:

Before they were famous, before they founded a wizarding school that would last through the years, and before they were the brightest witches and wizards of their age, they were four twenty-somethings with a lot of talent and not a lot of future.

Through a series of mishaps and miscommunications, the four all end up occupying the same house. Egos clash as four very different personalities must learn how to coexist.

(Godric works at a local pub, Helga works as an all purpose maid/nanny for a wealthy family, Rowena is a tutor for young children, and Salazar is a duelist for hire.)

Best Episodes:

  • The One With the Snake: Salazar finds a baby basilisk in the woods and brings it home. Helga thinks it’s cute. Rowena and Godric, however, are not so sure.
  • The One With the Midsummer’s Eve Party: Helga’s bosses put her in charge of planning their Midsummer’s Eve Party. Given that she’s also meant to be looking after their three children that same day, she enlists Godric, Rowena, and Salazar to help. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
  • The One With the Duel: Godric manages to get himself into a duel with someone far stronger than himself, and Rowena, Salazar, and Helga all attempt to get him out of it.
  • The One With the Wedding: At the end of an incredibly stressful week, the four go out drinking. They wake up the next morning to find that Godric is gone, Rowena is stuck on the ceiling, and Helga and Salazar accidentally got married.
  • The One With the Muggles: Rowena decides to temporarily live as a muggle to learn more about their society, and Helga convinces the others to join her. Spoiler alert: they are not great at being muggles.

coming to a computer screen near you if i have to write it myself

TAKE MY MONEY.

I WANT THIS IMMEDIATELY
2014.07.17  12:00pm  

axxxxxi:

Found you!

(via lavvyan)

2014.07.17  11:00am  

feastevil:

seasons change but people don’t

(via vegandragon)

2014.07.17  10:00am  

thats-what-sidhe-said:

asparklethatisblue:

winkydean:

is there really anything worst than having a notp becoming canon

#a notp not being canon but everyone insisting it is

Having an OTP become canon and turn into a NOTP.

2014.07.16  1:00pm  

optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

That reminds me, I need to buy a couch.

(Source: widovv, via longlosttimelady)

2014.07.16  12:00pm  

http://kimerakincaid.tumblr.com/post/91919744203/so-much-shit-to-doooooo-before-i-leave-thursday

kimerakincaid:

so much shit to doooooo before i leave thursday:

finish cleaning my room (realistically: finish washing dishes so i don’t come home to a gross sink, clutter i can deal with)

get vodka coolers for darklightluna

get mini eggs for thatvagrant

get smarties/aero/coffee crisp/kinder surpise…

OMG VODKA COOLERS Y’ALL DON’T UNDERSTAND MY LOVE. I LIVE FOR THE ONE TIME A YEAR I CAN HAVE THEM AND THAT’S WHEN KIMERAKINCAID BRINGS THEM FOR ME BECAUSE EVIL EVIL GLUTEN.

2014.07.16  11:00am  

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