what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time
OK you know how every episode of Sherlock has foreshadowing?
OK remember this scene:
And now,Season 3
Look at Mary’s jeans…
And look where Sherlock’s gaze falls…..
And this is why I have problems with the “modern” sherlock scan. I currently have three pairs of jeans, each one with a different cuff/turn-up. It has nothing to do with anything what the turn-up is, aside from me being 4’10” and jeans being long.
Congratulations, you’e learned that I’m short. If you couldn’t guess that from just looking at me…
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
“Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”
"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."
do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?
please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited
I had a friend react to me saying I got into grad school with a “don’t brag”.
We’re no longer friends. (For other reasons as well.)
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
a detective agency called ‘intergalactic investigations’ and its just kate and america bouncing around the multiverse solving petty galactic crimes and getting paid mostly in food, spare change, and taxi fare
i keep thinking back to amy’s afterword
and how it says everything the doctor needs to hear: that she’s happy, that she did find rory, that they lived a long life together
and then i keep thinking back to river’s words
don’t let him see the damage
and wondering whether anything in that afterward is actually true.
i need to kick you in the knee cap