a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Don’t ask how many times this has happened to me. Just…yeah.
somewhere out there Jasper Sitwell is groaning about how all the pretty nurses give Victoria Hand the good flavored jello
Blake would laugh if it didn’t hurt to do so
ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal
I can’t play because I get motion sick :)
is there really anything worst than having a notp becoming canon
Having an OTP become canon and turn into a NOTP.
if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting
And yet, the requirement is still valid.
That reminds me, I need to buy a couch.